PHANTOM  SIGNAL

The Phantom Signal Alien Brain woke up with a fantastic headache this morning, thanks to yesterday's unbridled holiday enthusiasm. But it was a minor setback, easily remedied by what the humans call "brunch." The Master Plan was back on track at about one-thirty in the afternoon. And boy howdy, is that Master Plan ever coming along! We've hit the one-third mark of our funding goal and The Phantom Signal Studio Anthology is that much closer to becoming a harsh reality. And who

FIRST OF ALL, here at Phantom Signal, we don't apologize for puns, regardless of their quality. Puns are for the people. Second, it's The Dreaded Holiday Season(TM), and we couldn't be more excited! In fact, we love the holidays so much that we thought we might start one of our own on a day that hasn't yet been claimed. So Saturday, December 29th is now Signal Mass! (Yeah, we hear you at the back - Irish Constitution Day, check, got it. We can share.) It's just like a regular

We reached 13% of our goal on the very first day of our campaign, which is highly encouraging (and exactly according to our Master Plan)! A heartfelt thanks to all those who threw caution to the wind and opted to dive in headfirst without asking the locals how deep the quarry actually is. Morgan Murray was our very first backer, and deserves special mention. His commitment to the cause has not gone unnoticed, and will certainly be reported to The Phantom Signal Alien Brain. O

The Phantom Signal Alien Brain has just initiated the second phase of its world domination agenda, which will culminate in The Phantom Signal Studio Anthology. Eight of our most hilariously terrifying stories will be brought to life in studio and be given full production, music and SFX treatment for maximum listener immersion. The Anthology will be released as a podcast on the human internet, and possibly a few more extra-dimensional media in the coming months (pending star a